me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
maxx ~ pansexual ~ genderfluid ~ *professionally diagnosed* ocd ~ luke hemmings and hayley williams <3 ~ stormkin/vampirekin ~ ey/em or she/her pronouns please ~ pop punk/kawaii ~ i like leo valdez and amy pond just a little bit
did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified
nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.
This body art/optical illusion has all our jaws dropping. (Video)
You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
asperatus cloud x
IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.
I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”
I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.
"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda
how to pick up girls
if she asks you what your favorite meme is tell her it’s her
Androgynous • Masc • Femme • Soft Masc
[Isaac. Demiboy. He pronouns.]
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
i wonder if china has fancy plates called america