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maxx ~ panromantic demisexual ~ genderfluid ~ new york ~ recovering ~ defender of kawaii and pop punk ~ too many fandoms to count ~ regular nerd by day, myst addict by night



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letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times image

lazy-perfs:

If I just drew little baby Franks for the rest of my life I think I’d be satisfied.

prince-kel:

☆♥︎ Big Eyes Cat Shirt from Cuteharajuku ♥︎☆

Use the code prince-kel for a 10% discount

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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vinegod:

BURRITO by QPark

5,775 plays

sapphicdalek:

marybriannna:

guard-mermaid:

drowningbynostalgia:

daffodilic:

youlovelylilshit:

Soooo I got asked out Friday🙈

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING OF MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK 😩😍

I DIED OF CUTENESS IM SCREAMING

MY EXPECTATIONS JUST RAISED A MILLION POINTS! 💝🍪

Stoooopppppppp 😍😍😍

I won’t accept anything less than this😍

padre-diablo:

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or…

deductionking:

[sees pic of fav character] oh my god i’m [takes deep breath] [dinosaur noises]

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

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teacupstarling:

7mins-in-heaven-w-dean:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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You’re honestly very beautiful.

enchanted-moose:

Just a pleasant reminder that when you vote on legal matters such as gay marriage, abortion, prostitution, and marijuana usage they are not asking if you believe its right, they are asking if you respect others enough to let everyone make their own choices and mistakes. 

ima-little-fangirl:

"I have (X phobia)"

"Haha but why are you afraid of that?! It’s not scary!"

I don’t fucking know it’s an irrational fear that’s why it’s called a phobia you codfish