scarygenderate tagged me in the 5 facts thingy so
1) caleo is my ultimate notp
2) i’m in love with like every single homestuck character it’s unhealthy
3) i’m going to comic con on the 9th omfg
4) if i wasn’t attracted to males i would eradicate them
5) my english teacher is the bomb.com
tagging people okay panrogers homeiswherethewritingis l0ngvieww disloyalorderofbandurls alltimeatthedisco
I hope you get everything you deserve.
The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via sabrinal0l
imagine: Hayes secretly likes you and Nash finds out and wants to tell you but Hayes stops him.
*Requested by Anon*
Introducing: The Original Magcon Boys.
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
Well, he’s not wrong. [via]
I loved Hazel in House of Hades and how she controlled the mist. So here’s a little stylistic experiment as a tribute to the battle.
We’ve covered most of the major players. You probably know enough now to avoid getting zapped into a pile of ash if you ever come across any of the twelve Olympians.
Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods
PRESENTING: an unused scrap from askthedouchefin and also the end result of thinking back really hard to remember everything boys included in their middle school power fantasy self-portraits
next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.” they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”
Someone tell my dentist that successful bloggers don’t have time to floss
Stiles holding hands with Derek, caressing his face and touching his bare back
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER